| IThis one probably fits as much into 
		the contemporary art space as palace category.  Yet again I was 
		fleeced by the tourist mafia.  There was supposedly a fascinating 
		exhibition of "ironic" sculpture which was ending the day I arrived.  
		So, having duly coughed up my fee, I headed for the display.  Being 
		unable to find it, I asked the security guard who rather unhelpfully 
		pointed me back to the ticket desk, saying: 
		"I dunno, ask them" I 
		asked them. "Oh 
		it finishes today" I 
		know that, but a) it is still today and the exhibition seems to have 
		disappeared and b) you just sold me a ticket to see it" "Yes, 
		but they decided to pack up early" |