| The Netherlands is a land 
    of paradox.  It can be creative, tolerant and bohemian, but at other 
    times, puritan, judgemental and rather sterile in its outward appearance.  
    For centuries it has been the refuge of artists, deviants and persecuted 
    minorities and is renowned for its liberal stance on sex and drugs.  
    Some think it has gone too far and that the superficial drop in drug related 
    crime conceals a sinister background of organised crime.  It is the 
    only place I have been accosted several times in a few minutes in broad 
    daylight and asked if I wanted "something for the weekend" of the illicit 
    type.  Parts of Amsterdam are quite shocking to a prude, but eventually 
    it all subsides into a blur and you are left confused as to whether you 
    really want Indonesian food, marijuana or uncomplicated sex. 
    Out in the provinces there are cute, manicured towns 
    and villages, competing with anything Switzerland can offer in terms of 
    cleanliness and sterility.  It cannot, however, compete with the 
    mountains and that is probably why Netherlands has more bikes per capita 
    than anywhere else in the civilised world...and no Olympic ski champions. 
    It has an excellent, effective and cheap railway 
    system and the trams are so user friendly you wonder why London has to be so 
    anal about its public transport.  You just get on at your leisure and 
    ask the friendly conductor for a ticket to wherever; he hands you the 
    ticket, happily gives you change and even tells you where to get off (as it 
    were). 
    Despite the highest population density in Europe it 
    does not seem overcrowded, and is vastly less stressful than the UK or 
    Germany.  Rates very high on my list of places to live and could be top 
    if not for their rather unpleasant, guttural language.  |