Germany manages 
    somehow to maintain its reputation 
    of Teutonic efficiency, despite having some of Europe's least organised 
    travel facilities.  Most airports are completely chaotic to 
    the extent that you are almost certain to miss your flight unless you arrive 
    several hours ahead, where they still have not managed to organise sensible 
    accommodation to coincide with major trade fairs (they just double the hotel 
    prices to manage demand and even then you end up with a two hour commute 
    each day).  For a supposedly advanced Western nation it has some 
    bizarrely anachronistic customs; it still has old women as lavatory attendants (who expect to 
    be tipped) and at times the whole place seems to be  a throwback to the 1960's.  
    It is sterile, boring and over-priced, but then I have still to visit the 
    interesting bits...manic castles mostly.  The food is stodgy and 
    flavourless, although the excellent beer goes some way to compensate for 
    that; no wonder that a quarter of the average German's nutritional intake is 
    attributed to the beer.  
    Indeed, its few redeeming features, good beer, fast cars and sultry blondes 
    probably make up for the rest, at least as far as any red blooded male is 
    concerned. 
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