Germany manages
somehow to maintain its reputation
of Teutonic efficiency, despite having some of Europe's least organised
travel facilities. Most airports are completely chaotic to
the extent that you are almost certain to miss your flight unless you arrive
several hours ahead, where they still have not managed to organise sensible
accommodation to coincide with major trade fairs (they just double the hotel
prices to manage demand and even then you end up with a two hour commute
each day). For a supposedly advanced Western nation it has some
bizarrely anachronistic customs; it still has old women as lavatory attendants (who expect to
be tipped) and at times the whole place seems to be a throwback to the 1960's.
It is sterile, boring and over-priced, but then I have still to visit the
interesting bits...manic castles mostly. The food is stodgy and
flavourless, although the excellent beer goes some way to compensate for
that; no wonder that a quarter of the average German's nutritional intake is
attributed to the beer.
Indeed, its few redeeming features, good beer, fast cars and sultry blondes
probably make up for the rest, at least as far as any red blooded male is
concerned.
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